.Shaw-Have reserved two tickets for opening night.Come and bring a friend.If you have one.
Churchill-Impossible to come to first night.Will come to second night,if you have one.
.Lady Astor-.Sir,if you were my husband ,i would poison your drink.
Churchill-Madam,if you were my wife i would drink it.
.History will be kind to me;for i intend to write it.
.Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward
to the trip.
Remember gentlemen,it´s not France we are fighting for,it´s Champagne.
Churchill.
.Noel Coward-Edna,you look almost like a man.
Edna Ferber-So do you.
.I don´t have to attend every argument i´m invited to.
Women and elephants never forget.
The first thing i do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Dorothy Parker.
.Actress-I enjoyed reading your book.Who write it for you ?
Chase-Darling,i´m so glad that you like it.Who read it to you ? Chase.
M.
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